How to Train A Cat

March 7, 2008 / by experiencinggod

*How To Train A Cat*

Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
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5 comments on How to Train A Cat

  • ChihulahuaLover said 5 months ago

    Lol that is too funny.Laughing  Did you get my message that I left on your phone at home?

    JennWink

  • martne said 5 months ago

    Funny!

  • ChihulahuaLover said 5 months ago

    Just stopping by to say I hope you and Tim have a blessed Easter.  I sure do miss you guys!!!  I should be asleep but, I'm not.  Guess I need to for a bit.  We are going to Scott's folks this weekend and will leave in a few hours.  I may take a nap on the way.  Tried to get Mom to go with us but she didn't want to be gone that long. 

    Love you both,

    JennKissSmile

  • scottishlassie said 2 weeks ago

    I love that story!

  • experiencinggod said 5 days ago

    Thank you!

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