Subject: They Walk
Among Us!
I
was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back
$46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a
mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became
indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was
doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again...same scenario! I departed the store with the
$46.64. This actually happened to me in Austinat MoPac
Blvd and Parmer
Lane.
.................They
Walk Among Us!
I
walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both
free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the
door.
.................They
Walk Among Us!
One
day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the
sky and said, "Where?"
.................They
Walk Among Us!
While
looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in
the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I
don't keep up with that stuff."
.................They
Walk Among Us!
I
used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
.................They
Walk Among Us!
My
sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.
.................They
Walk Among Us!
My
friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2
cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
discount.
.................They
Walk Among Us!
I
couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
has your plane arrived
yet?"
.................They
Walk Among Us!
While
working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces
"
.................Yep,
They Walk Among Us!
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Goood post Laquita,
Hazel
LOL...too funny!
This is the funniest post of the day. Thanks. I needed a laugh... of course... I might consider crying at such a thought also.... NAH!
Funny, but a little sad when you realize you could probably do this all day everyday and not get all the moron stories out there. :)
Ahhh, another "Quinn and Rose" fan? If not, its a radio show, they have a bit about "they walk among us." Funny stuff!